Dad- Talmadge why are you putting soap in your mouth?
Talmadge- Because I'm saying bad words.
Mom- What bad words are you saying and why?
Talmadge- "I'm downstairs with Zoie and I keep saying bad words"
Talmadge- In frustration "I can't stop saying them, I think something is wrong with me."
What an honorable boy I have. Maybe I need to change the soap flavor.....although it seems to be working.